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[driving]

oh my god i'm at least a well-done marshmallow
the kind with charred bits on the outside

[endlessflask]

still soft and sweet on the inside

[driving]

don't go around telling people i'm soft and sweet on the inside ok
i have a reputation to keep up




also how do you tell if a guy's your boyfriend or just a friend with benefits

[endlessflask]

i honestly have no idea
you just know i guess
if you start going on dates or spending time together doing things that dont involve anything sex-related, you're probably dating

also please practice safe sex

[driving]

i mean it's hard to avoid that when we live in the same house

also it's not like anyone's getting pregnant here
how safe do we have to be