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text; un: nerdmancer

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[ it's 6 in the morning and guess what eliot's phone does? Blow up. Every single line is stream-of-thought and individual. It's the groupchat facebook messenger nightmare but with text. And also it's one person. ]

hey
listen
i'm at the cafe
just opened
grabbing coffee
usual order?

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tg e fuck

[ hello sleepy fumbled texts ]

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so the usual.

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dasddys sleeping now

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you're typing so you're not
i think i figured it out
i'm getting you a danish

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what

[ the hell is quentin talking about ]

cherry

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alright
i think i can spruce up josh's wards with the koyosegis.
i've been thinking about this for a while

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q
i love you but it’s rally fucking warly
To talk about koyosegis

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okay then just listen
ill be over anyway
i really think this is going to work

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Why are you not sleeping

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too excited
also i've had a lot of coffee
like we're entirely out
i'm still tired somehow but
you know

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Please come home and give me my danish so i can sleep

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i'm coming
i also know you're going to go back to bed if i don't stop texting you and this is huge

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It’s magic it’s not huge

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magic is fucking cool eliot

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It’s magic
for us that’s like saying “going to sleep is cool”
oh wait going to sleep IS cool

you realize how fucking lucky you are that I like you right

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i'm just saying, casting is weird here and I think this is a big thing we could do for other people.
Get josh involved.
some major cooperative magic that wouldn't actually fuck us up the ass this time

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Does that saying really mean anything when you like getting fucked up the ass

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eliot

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you don’t even know it’ll work
just thinking about casting is exhausting right now I probably couldn’t even conjure sparks right now Quentin

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okay, well stop being a dick, i'll be home in five

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I’mu

[ That is the text if someone who nodded off while typing. ]

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[ a rabbit shows up on eliot's bed and all it does is croak:] BAMBI SEEKING EL. [ over and over again.]

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[ It takes a bit before Eliot wakes up. At first, he thinks it's a dream, and he's so tired that it makes sense. Until he feels something snuffling at his face that maybe probably isn't Quentin. Luckily, the words BAMBI SEEKING EL is enough to slap him into full consciousness.

He picks up the rabbit as he stumbles out of bed, already trying to figure out what to wear. First world problems and all.

Right.

Conveniently everyone has a phone when they arrive, connected to the same network, so Eliot sets the bunny down while he scrolls through until he finds her. Margo will be getting a text message from a user called boozemancer: ]

I can't fucking believe it. Where are you?

text » un. thedestroyer

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By the most fucking quaint ice cream parlor I've ever seen.