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I know I’m literally dying post death right now but I can still read texts when did you get a dolphin tattoo :(

I didn't...?

Honey, I've been by your bedside when would I have had the time?

literally you can just tell me it’s fine

Eliot. Do you really think I'd get a tattoo of a DOLPHIN? A dolphin??????

I don’t know Margo why would you text me about it

I didn't. You texted me...

I don't know why you're being so weird about this

you're making up stories about dolphin tattoos

why am I the one making up stories???

you started talking about fucking dolphin tattoos first
if this is some sort of joke I'm not fucking laughing

i'm not joking...

it's fine
I'm too tired for this right now
we'll both just forget it ever happened

except i want to know what asshole hacked my phone and sent you a bullshit message.

oh
That makes more sense than you telling me you got a tattoo then lying to me about it

Obviously, El. Why would I lie to YOU about stupid mistake?

this place is weird, okay?