just smile a lot and tell them they look nice wear a revealing shirt and tight pants, get in real close pretend to be interested in whatever they're doing or their personality or whatever
you know the deal
[ Yeah sorry Eliot, Billy's a sleazebag. ]
it's easier with girls though, you can just flirt with a guy you have to be able to deny it if someone catches on
[ He wasn't actually planning on ever confronting his dad. When he turned eighteen and earned enough money, he was just going to drive back to California and hope to never see him again, but he doesn't want to look like a wimp for saying that out loud. ]
Hey, so I'm not really in any shape to be going out for extended periods of time right now, but if you ever wanted to stop by the house whenever you need to get shit off your chest The door's open for you
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i gotta buy him flowers now?
i don't even buy the girls flowers
also i didn't beat him up yet then i just shoved him a few times
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you're the reason the phrase Boys Will Be Boys is problematic
what do you do when you're trying to pick up a girl
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wear a revealing shirt and tight pants, get in real close
pretend to be interested in whatever they're doing or their personality or whatever
you know the deal
[ Yeah sorry Eliot, Billy's a sleazebag. ]
it's easier with girls though, you can just flirt
with a guy you have to be able to deny it if someone catches on
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I'm gonna tell you two things right now and for the love of God either listen to them or never come to me about this again
1) all that shit? That's what you do with guys.
2) no one here gives a shit if you're into guys, especially not your dad because he's not here
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what if he shows up
i'm not trying to argue or anything but
it's a possibility, right?
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if you can't stand up to him here, then where the hell else are you going to?
also
Not to be cynical or anything
but we don't even know if when we wake up, we remember this place, right?
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[ He wasn't actually planning on ever confronting his dad. When he turned eighteen and earned enough money, he was just going to drive back to California and hope to never see him again, but he doesn't want to look like a wimp for saying that out loud. ]
i hope we remember it
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[ It might seem like a stupid question, but in the past expressing actual human emotions has only resulted in him being called a pussy. ]
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Hey, so I'm not really in any shape to be going out for extended periods of time right now, but if you ever wanted to stop by the house whenever you need to get shit off your chest
The door's open for you
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you're being awfully nice to me considering i just beat your face in but
thanks. i mean it.