[ deerlybeloved ]

[endlessflask]

deerlyBeloved: HIGH.KING Consistently sad alcoholic and part-time drug addict. Extremely extroverted but doesn't like to make emotional attachments. In desperate need of actual friends who are willing to put up with his mood swings.

( Eliot Waugh | 28 | Male | Seeking Friends )

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un: mindSlut

[shakeitoff]

[Well, now that he's learned there's a fucking dating app on these things, he's scrolling through profiles of people he got messaged by and people he knows.]



I don't know what's worse, a couple sentences that make you sound like the worst night out, or a paragraph filled with food metaphors and puns tryna sell me like a hooker up for auction.

[endlessflask]

I can't believe you fucking swiped left on my friendship. Asshole.

[shakeitoff]

I swiped left on your dick, dick.
The star is for friendship.



There, happy?

[endlessflask]

Yeah you wouldn't be swiping left on my dick if you've seen it. I don't want people swiping anything on my dick and I don't need your sassy star.

[shakeitoff]

Your sad as shit profile says otherwise, but like I give a fuck.
And dude, has it really been four goddamn years since we saved Victoria and went to fight the beast?

[endlessflask]

I don't know. I've been ruling Fillory and questing around Fillory and then I've been trapped in my own mind. Do you know how fucked my sense of time is?

[shakeitoff]

Well, apparently while you were doing all that you ended up less than two years away from 30.
But if you've been in Fillory for most of that time, it's only been about half that time on Earth, less even.

[endlessflask]

Well at least I'm still alive.

[ Spoiler alert. ]

[shakeitoff]

Yeah, majorly surprising considering your drug habit.
So congrats, I guess.

[He is not aware of his untimely death, yet. So that goes over his head.]

cw: drug use

[endlessflask]

right because you've never gone crazy on a couple lines of coke

cw: drug use

[shakeitoff]

Actually, I did in the most literal fucking way you can imagine. Coke tends to ramp up the voices like a motherfucker, so I stick to quaaludes.

If you think I'm judging you, I'm not. We all do what we need to get through the next hour, just don't be a fucking pussy about it and own what you are, which is an addict. And despite that you're alive, so congrats. I mean it.

cw: drug use

[endlessflask]

i'm pretty sure i've never been shy about the fact that I frequently abuse a variety of substances, but i'm so happy you've taken it upon yourself to tell me to let the world know

oh wait

it's right there, on the profile of this stupid app

cw: drug use

[shakeitoff]

Jesus, you're even more of a dramatic bitch when you're starving.

Try eating some of that nectar, I heard it's about as filling as a snickers.

[endlessflask]

snickers are the worst chocolate bar

[shakeitoff]

Yeah? And here I thought you were a fan of nuts.

[endlessflask]

wow

really

[shakeitoff]

[You can't see it Eliot, but he's rolling his eyes so hard. So sensitive and cranky. He is not in the mood.]

Yeah, really.

Now, if we skip past another round of bullshit banter, I've actually got some shit I need answered.

[endlessflask]

Literally you could have just asked from the start

[shakeitoff]

Didn't have the questions until now, or I would've.

Did any of you guys come here with any spell books?

[endlessflask]

as far as i know the only books that came through were Quentin's fillory books, which honestly surprised no one

i just got a bunch of clothes and some eyeliner