[ deerlybeloved ]

[endlessflask]

deerlyBeloved: HIGH.KING Consistently sad alcoholic and part-time drug addict. Extremely extroverted but doesn't like to make emotional attachments. In desperate need of actual friends who are willing to put up with his mood swings.

( Eliot Waugh | 28 | Male | Seeking Friends )

Comments

un: mindSlut

[shakeitoff]

[Well, now that he's learned there's a fucking dating app on these things, he's scrolling through profiles of people he got messaged by and people he knows.]



I don't know what's worse, a couple sentences that make you sound like the worst night out, or a paragraph filled with food metaphors and puns tryna sell me like a hooker up for auction.

[endlessflask]

I can't believe you fucking swiped left on my friendship. Asshole.

[shakeitoff]

I swiped left on your dick, dick.
The star is for friendship.



There, happy?

[endlessflask]

Yeah you wouldn't be swiping left on my dick if you've seen it. I don't want people swiping anything on my dick and I don't need your sassy star.

[shakeitoff]

Your sad as shit profile says otherwise, but like I give a fuck.
And dude, has it really been four goddamn years since we saved Victoria and went to fight the beast?

[endlessflask]

I don't know. I've been ruling Fillory and questing around Fillory and then I've been trapped in my own mind. Do you know how fucked my sense of time is?

[shakeitoff]

Well, apparently while you were doing all that you ended up less than two years away from 30.
But if you've been in Fillory for most of that time, it's only been about half that time on Earth, less even.

[endlessflask]

Well at least I'm still alive.

[ Spoiler alert. ]

[shakeitoff]

Yeah, majorly surprising considering your drug habit.
So congrats, I guess.

[He is not aware of his untimely death, yet. So that goes over his head.]

cw: drug use

[endlessflask]

right because you've never gone crazy on a couple lines of coke

cw: drug use

[shakeitoff]

Actually, I did in the most literal fucking way you can imagine. Coke tends to ramp up the voices like a motherfucker, so I stick to quaaludes.

If you think I'm judging you, I'm not. We all do what we need to get through the next hour, just don't be a fucking pussy about it and own what you are, which is an addict. And despite that you're alive, so congrats. I mean it.

cw: drug use

[endlessflask]

i'm pretty sure i've never been shy about the fact that I frequently abuse a variety of substances, but i'm so happy you've taken it upon yourself to tell me to let the world know

oh wait

it's right there, on the profile of this stupid app

cw: drug use

[shakeitoff]

Jesus, you're even more of a dramatic bitch when you're starving.

Try eating some of that nectar, I heard it's about as filling as a snickers.

[endlessflask]

snickers are the worst chocolate bar

[shakeitoff]

Yeah? And here I thought you were a fan of nuts.

[endlessflask]

wow

really

[shakeitoff]

[You can't see it Eliot, but he's rolling his eyes so hard. So sensitive and cranky. He is not in the mood.]

Yeah, really.

Now, if we skip past another round of bullshit banter, I've actually got some shit I need answered.

[endlessflask]

Literally you could have just asked from the start

[shakeitoff]

Didn't have the questions until now, or I would've.

Did any of you guys come here with any spell books?

[endlessflask]

as far as i know the only books that came through were Quentin's fillory books, which honestly surprised no one

i just got a bunch of clothes and some eyeliner

un: jackk

[sinnabon]

I don't mind putting up with your mood swings.

[ jack that's... not what you say to people. ]

Billy punched me once and we're still friends.
Sort of.
We're friends but he won't call it friends because he's Billy.

[endlessflask]

Billy continues to be a stand up guy, I see

[sinnabon]

Well, it didn’t hurt
And I think I scared him
So he’s a little nicer now

Did he do something to you?

[endlessflask]

lmao please
I think he tried to hurt my feelings or something but, he's Billy
he's a moron

[sinnabon]

A little bit. I think he's learning.
Anyway, I'm glad your feelings weren't hurt.
Did you ever find your light up dick? Or other letters?

[endlessflask]

sadly no
All of this other shit got in the way

[sinnabon]

maybe, with enough scrap metal and light bulbs and wires, we can make one
i can ask my dads
they're good with that kind of stuff
building things without powers

[endlessflask]

Dads?

[sinnabon]

right
i have three

[endlessflask]

that's incredibly progressive

[sinnabon]

is it?
i like it
there's usually always one of them around

[endlessflask]

where I'm from, most people don't the idea of two dads let alone three

[sinnabon]

well
most people don't know so
we don't really have any problems

[ and if all the truths about them were on the table for all to see, people would be much more alarmed about what jack is, rather than who's making sure he gets fed and has somewhere to sleep. ]

[endlessflask]

Oh
well I don't mind
I was half of a two dad combo once

[sinnabon]

once?

[endlessflask]

It's sort of a complicated story involving another time line and quests

[sinnabon]

oooh. im sorry.

[ yeah, he knows how alternate dimension fuckery goes, and jack feels for him. It's never easy being separated from family. ]

how old was your child?

[endlessflask]

Almost 50 by the time I died. We raised him from birth. There were grandchildren.

It was nice.

[sinnabon]

what a full life. you must have been so proud to see him grow up and start his own family. i really hope my dads are around for that with me too.

[ hopes. knows how incredibly unlikely it is, but hopes nonetheless (assuming building a family outside of what he has is even possible for him). ]

what's his name?

[endlessflask]

Teddy. Ted. I am proud of him.

[sinnabon]

you seem like a good dad, eliot
teddy was lucky to have you

[endlessflask]

thank you

[sinnabon]

you're welcome.
i'm sorry you have to go without a part of your family.