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@quentin.coldwater

[filloryfanatic]

I think we're going to see if Margo can get a cybernetic eye that shoots lasers. (I don't even know if they have them, but WHAT IF.)

[endlessflask]

you and margo have been talking about laser eyes?

[ It's everyone getting demon tattoos without him all over again. ]

[filloryfanatic]

Yes! There's a mod market and tattoos stuff, and she was wondering if she could get a new eye. They're cyberpunk, they have to have something cool.

[endlessflask]

yeah
penny and i talked about the cons of getting an arm
mostly i just drank the glowing alcohol

[filloryfanatic]

The cons of getting an arm would be to chop off your arm in order to get a cybernetic one?

[endlessflask]

no
the cons were mainly jerking off and losing control of your bionic arm and ripping your dick off

[filloryfanatic]

Oh my god. What were you two drinking?

I told her she should get x-ray vision like Superman. But lasers are kind of cooler.

[endlessflask]

i told you
glowing alcohol
but i wasn't drunk
and penny was boringly sober
it's a valid concern

[filloryfanatic]

I mean yes, it's a concern, I just feel the losing the arm first starts off the problem. Please don't lose your arm.

We got drunk at the little weird festival with all the shrines to us, I told him about my local bully, which I don't think I've mentioned to you. His name is Akechi and if you see him being a dick to me, just ignore him. Pretty sure he hates everyone he has ever met.

[endlessflask]

quentin
you're almost thirty
how the hell do you have a bully

[filloryfanatic]

I mean, we've only talked like twice and he's mean to everyone, but it got a little personal. It's fine now, whatever. I just ignore him. I kind of live in dread of him replying to me on a post tho.

Wait let me show you the level of dick I'm talking about. Here.

[endlessflask]

you realize if he tries to talk to you on a post
you can just
not reply
right

[filloryfanatic]

I ignored him the last time, pretty sure it's all set.
Except it sucks when he's being a dick to friends.
WHATEVER

[endlessflask]

i bet you're pouting right now

[filloryfanatic]

Ok remember how I DON'T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE HATE ME.
:(

[endlessflask]

just embrace it
there's something very empowering about it
come drink things with me and we'll watch margo get a new eye

[filloryfanatic]

Yes plz.
We better look at the arms too. In case you two asked for bad karma.

[endlessflask]

look
like i told penny when he asked me if i was going to get anything
"why mess with perfection"

[filloryfanatic]

Especially when the dick you're most likely to rip off is mine.

[endlessflask]

but also you agree that i'm perfect and don't need cyberpunk enhancements

[filloryfanatic]

Torn between wanting to tease you
And obviously agreeing

[endlessflask]

obviously
and your dick is very precious to me so i'd never do anything to cause it harm

[filloryfanatic]

Thank you that means a lot to me and my dick
I know what I'd want cybernetically the ability to remember every word I've ever read
Also all languages
Also sing as well as you so we could do duets