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[maisel]

What the hell is Mike's Hard Lemonade because I've had three and I feel FANTASTIC.

[endlessflask]

oh, Sweetie, no, you’re better than mike’s hard lemonade

[maisel]

Maybe, but they don't make a cosmo good enough for me and I'd rather stab myself in the eye than drink a poor cosmo.

They're not THAT bad. A little too sweet. I can feel the gutrot starting. Easy down, though.

[endlessflask]

no, they’re shit that frat boys buy to impress the girls they’re banging when they have pool parties

I make a good cosmo.

[maisel]

Some things never change.

I bet you do. I bet you're also the only interesting man I find around here.

[endlessflask]

now that is probably true