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[squatmance]

hey so if you see anything glowing in the kitchen
don't drink it

[endlessflask]

you absolutely have to know that by texting me that, there's a very petty part of me that wants to do it
but i guess the fact that i'm not immediately running to the kitchen suggests character growth
what happened to me

[squatmance]

yeah and i also know that without texting you, you wouldn't think twice about drinking what's apparently robot fuel

[endlessflask]

i feel like i've probably ingested worse than robot fuel
but i can't really be sure

[squatmance]

it melts your organs into goo
if you'd had anything worse than that we wouldn't be talking about it

[endlessflask]

ok but do you actually know it turns insides to goo, or are you just going off the word of a robot who might be keeping something good all for itself