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i cant be more tempting than i already am
i couldve texted any boy and they wouldve gotten me cigarettes
thats how tempting i am

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but you didn't.

and I dont want to get dressed just to get you cigarettes

i dont even know where my clothes are

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i have so many questions

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is this still about your cigarettes?

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no its about why you dont know where your clothes are
are you with someone?
next time just tell me your busy

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I'm not.

There's was an accident in class and my clothes fucked off to I don't even know where. I had to wear a lab coat back to my room. So I literally don't know where my clothes are

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i can't believe i missed a naked lab accident
also i admire the fact that instead of putting on new clothes you just decided to lie around naked in a lab coat

im bringing whiskey

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bring cigarettes

its a nice lab coat

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oh you think you can just have the cigarettes you made me go and get

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well, yes

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depends how nice that lab coat really is

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you think I'm giving you my lab coat? think again

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gross, q
that's what nerds wear
i meant depends how good you look in it

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well, I'm looking at myself right now and it's not looking too bad.

it's a lab coat. I look like me in a lab coat. think white and with a pocket protector

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i have no idea how you manage to get laid

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what makes you think I get laid?

I mean, there was Alice and. I don't want to talk about that

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nevermind quentin
im excited to see you in your sexy little lab coat

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so you say. but you're still not here and there are no cigarettes.

come on, Eliot, how long can take to get cigarettes?

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i'm telekinetic not a traveler
i have to actually walk places

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you have loooong legs, you'll get there fast.

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i should tell you to get your own damn cigarettes

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i'm not going to leave my room in a lap coat

I can live without cigarettes. I don't even smoke

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you own other clothes

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yes I do. But unlike you, my kinetic magic is shit and I don't want to move. Also, I like this lap coat

it has buttons

and I'm reading. I don't need other clothes to read

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you're a loser
i'll be there soon