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so. you're not actually dying. you could just go get some more?

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you dont know that
I could be dying
I was sort of hoping i could be pathetic enough over text that you'd go get them for me

[moderatelymaladjusted]

you will need to be more pathetic than just maybe dying.

Whats in it for me?

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but im pouting
you can't see it but my puppy eyes are irresistible right now

you'd save me from death isn't that good enough

[moderatelymaladjusted]

they always are and yet, here we are.

it's almost good enough? But getting up means getting dressed and I just don't want to do that

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i can help you undress again after

[moderatelymaladjusted]

Right. Sure. You could do that. Or! you can get your own cigarettes and come over after

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i’m never doing anything for you again

[moderatelymaladjusted]

seriously? menthols are that important to you?

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theyre my favorite
its fine im going to get them myself
since your immune to my puppy eyes now

[moderatelymaladjusted]

i CANT see your eyes from here. you need to use your words, Eliot. and be more tempting than what I'm doing right now

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i cant be more tempting than i already am
i couldve texted any boy and they wouldve gotten me cigarettes
thats how tempting i am

[moderatelymaladjusted]

but you didn't.

and I dont want to get dressed just to get you cigarettes

i dont even know where my clothes are

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i have so many questions

[moderatelymaladjusted]

is this still about your cigarettes?

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no its about why you dont know where your clothes are
are you with someone?
next time just tell me your busy

[moderatelymaladjusted]

I'm not.

There's was an accident in class and my clothes fucked off to I don't even know where. I had to wear a lab coat back to my room. So I literally don't know where my clothes are

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i can't believe i missed a naked lab accident
also i admire the fact that instead of putting on new clothes you just decided to lie around naked in a lab coat

im bringing whiskey

[moderatelymaladjusted]

bring cigarettes

its a nice lab coat

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oh you think you can just have the cigarettes you made me go and get

[moderatelymaladjusted]

well, yes

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depends how nice that lab coat really is

[moderatelymaladjusted]

you think I'm giving you my lab coat? think again

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gross, q
that's what nerds wear
i meant depends how good you look in it

[moderatelymaladjusted]

well, I'm looking at myself right now and it's not looking too bad.

it's a lab coat. I look like me in a lab coat. think white and with a pocket protector